Ron Swanson Says...

The eternal wisdom of Ron Swanson

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Ron Swanson says ‘When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name’

Ron Swanson says ‘When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name’

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Ron Swanson says ‘Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.

Ron Swanson says ‘Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.

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Ron Swanson says ‘Attire: Shorts over 6” are capri pants. Shorts under 6” are European.’

Ron Swanson says ‘Attire: Shorts over 6” are capri pants. Shorts under 6” are European.’