Ron Swanson says ‘When people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name’
Ron Swanson Says...
The eternal wisdom of Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson says ‘Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice.’
Ron Swanson says “Greatness Itself: The best revenge”
Ron Swanson says ‘Poise: Sting like a bee. Do not float like a butterfly. That’s ridiculous.
Ron Swanson says ‘Body grooming: Only women shave beneath the neck.’
Ron Swanson says ‘Honour: If you need it defined, you don’t have it’
Ron Swanson says ‘Buffets: Whenever available. Choose
Ron Swanson says ‘Attire: Shorts over 6” are capri pants. Shorts under 6” are European.’
Ron Swanson says ‘Stillness:
Ron Swanson says ‘Perspiration:
