Ron Swanson says ‘Friends: One to three is sufficient.’
Ron Swanson Says...
The eternal wisdom of Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson Says ‘Facial hair: Full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can’t grow it.’
Ron Swanson says ‘Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.’
Ron Swanson Says ‘Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon’
Ron Swanson says ‘Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.’
Ron Swanson says ‘America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures’, use an atlas
Ron Swanson says ‘Teamwork. Very important. Equally important, selfishness.
Ron Swanson says ‘An ideal night out is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh.’
Ron Swanson says ‘On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.’
Ron Swanson says ‘The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.’
