Ron Swanson Says...

The eternal wisdom of Ron Swanson

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Ron Swanson Says ‘Facial hair: Full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can’t grow it.’

Ron Swanson Says ‘Facial hair: Full, thick and square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it, that probably means you can’t grow it.’

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Ron Swanson says ‘Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.’

Ron Swanson says ‘Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor.’

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Ron Swanson says ‘Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.’

Ron Swanson says ‘Intensity: Give 100%. 110% is impossible. Only idiots recommend that.’

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Ron Swanson says ‘America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures’, use an atlas

Ron Swanson says ‘America: The only country that matters. If you want to experience other ‘cultures’, use an atlas

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Ron Swanson says ‘An ideal night out is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh.’

Ron Swanson says ‘An ideal night out is stepping onto my porch area and grilling up a thick slab of something’s flesh.’

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Ron Swanson says ‘On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.’

Ron Swanson says ‘On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.’