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Ron Swanson Says...
The eternal wisdom of Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson says ‘The whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by Hallmark to sell cards.’
Ron Swanson says ‘When I’m done eating a Mulligan’s meal, for weeks afterwards there are flecks of meat in my moustache…’
Ron Swanson says ‘After I got home, I drank six more glasses of whiskey…’
Ron Swanson says “Haircuts: There are three acceptable haircuts: High and tight, crew cut, buzz cut”.
Ron Swanson says ‘I enjoy government functions like I enjoy getting kicked in the nuggets with a steel toed boot’
Ron Swanson says ‘I want to live in America!
Ron Swanson says ‘Hey. Who wants to see me climb a tree?’
Ron Swanson says ‘This is Beth. My ex-wife Tammy’s better looking sister.’
Ron Swanson says ‘I like Tom. He doesn’t do a lot of work around here’.
Ron Swanson says ‘I’ve been quite open about this around the office. I don’t want this Parks Department to build any parks, because I don’t believe in government’
